i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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