Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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