where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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