It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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