Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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