Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
