Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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