There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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