My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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