He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
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I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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