Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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