they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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