Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
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Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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