so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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