Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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