if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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