just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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