How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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