she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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