you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm gonna fight the coyote
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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