Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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