just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I forgot how hot balto sounded
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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