I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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