Only a mothe r could love this liver
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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