How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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