I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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