All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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