i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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