is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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