did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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