What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
