i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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