Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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