just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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