Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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