I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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