yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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