it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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