If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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