Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Randomize
