Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
a search helicopter?!
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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