Your mouth is God's brothel.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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