hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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