have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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