Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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