is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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