A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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