...so i touched it.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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