So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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