I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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