I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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