I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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