Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I need water and some morals
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