So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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