i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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