Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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